What we offer
Portal SaaS workspaces and compliance consulting — the core of our registered business — plus free reference tools for registered members.
Start here — SaaS + consulting
Matches our Wisconsin principal activity (Consulting / USDA Hemp Compliance) and live shop plans. Details, packages, and what we do not sell on that desk:
Compliance consulting & portal SaaS →Dedicated customer hosts (entity platform): transfer ownership or TCHR-managed monthly — not portal plan subscriptions.
Entity host ownership & consulting →House voice, text, consultation, hemp-derived
On hempdaddy.land, published audio is a finished mix of our own recordings and original work. Consultation is measured hours at published rates. Hemp-derived goods stay on the shop (age-gated where required).
Grants and lot compliance
Separate workspaces for business grants (EIN/UEI) and production lots (USDA/FSA). Shared profile and Documents when both workspaces are active.
Production Lot Workspace
Track each official FSA lot ID — multi-crop FSA-578 (seven lines per sheet), FSA benefits worksheets, planting and harvest logs, daily ledger, and county-office-ready PDF exports. Crop recordkeeping first; licensed hemp forms only if you add them.
- ✓FSA-578 with multi-crop dropdowns, continuation sheets, and official PDF fill
- ✓FSA-217, FSA-658, FSA-699A, NAP, and FSA benefits bundle (2037, AD-1026, CCC-941)
- ✓Planting and harvest logs per production lot — any commodity
- ✓Documents, daily ledger, and portal/email compliance alerts
Grants & Funding Hub
Your business profile — including legal name, EIN, UEI, mailing address, and county — automatically creates a dedicated grants filing folder and pre-fills key worksheets for REAP, VAPG, FSA loans, and veteran-owned business programs the first time you open it.
- ✓Deadline sorting and alerts
- ✓Smart document checklists that automatically update when related forms are already on file
- ✓Post-submission timeline tracker (you update your status and notes — no grant API access required)
- ✓Optional attachment section for farm records and acreage evidence
FSA multi-crop compliance from $19/mo (same price as Hemp Basic for licensed growers). Business Grants from $39/mo. Diversified Farm Bundle $49/mo · Complete Farm Bundle $59/mo.
Three-layer catalog: national USDA, state/regional, and optional worked examples. See structure →
Free with registration
Federal hemp program guides
7 CFR Part 990 reference pages, facility layout, and subscriber officials directory.
Open →Farm equipment classifieds
Browse and post member-to-member equipment listings (contact seller; no portal payments). Up to 5 photos per listing.
Open →Account & age verification
Profile, date of birth, and ID upload for age verification before shop checkout or portal subscriptions.
Open →Farm Weather daily checks (optional)
Optional twice-daily weather note at your account email — midnight and noon America/Chicago. Opt in at registration or Account settings.
Open →Reference & planning tools
WI New Farmer Infrastructure Roadmap
Wisconsin DNR and county permit checklists with pre-labeled document vault categories — track what to upload before earthwork. Not a government permitting service.
Open →Officials Directory
USDA, FSA, state, and local contacts for paying subscribers in the client portal.
Open →Contact us for portal support. We do not offer seed sales, genetics, processing lines, lab scheduling, or hands-on consulting.